This crazy old dude lost a machete fight. Last thing you want to do is lose one of those because it usually means losing a hand just like this guy. Luckily its his left hand so he can still ...This crazy old dude lost a machete fight. Last thing you want to do is lose one of those because it usually means losing a hand just like this guy. Luckily its his left hand so he can still fap. Will suck trying to grab two boobs at the same time from now on though.
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wont be abusing his primate with that hand anytime soon.
the last time hes going to offer to lend a friend a hand...
"Ebony and ivory, working together in perfect, harmony..."