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  • dirtycopper July 12, 2018

    Damn it CS, I was expecting the crimson tide when he pulled that out. I was happy to be disappointed.

    +7 -1
    • letmefindout July 12, 2018

      @dirtycopper

      Give it to the guy. Even when he realized that the merchandise was broken, he closed his eyes, ignored the garlic and trooped on as though it was prime beef.

      +1 -1
  • mrmk1oo July 12, 2018

    Damn, buddy is one zip away from bein transgender

    +3 -2
  • 72jayd July 12, 2018

    Glad it wont play on my phone.

    +1 -0
  • nebula July 12, 2018

    High-grade sushi

    +0 -1
  •   burfurger July 12, 2018

    Damn! She growing Chia Pets in her crotchal area. Ch ch ch Chinka.

    +0 -0
  •   oathbreaker July 12, 2018

    The tampon had him beat by an inch...Poor fella.

    +5 -0
  • pickdickle July 12, 2018

    The moment of truth when you pull it out and hope a dick does not come out with it

    +1 -0
  • letmefindout July 12, 2018

    At first I thought that she had worms. This is Crazyshit after all.

    +1 -0
    • pickdickle July 12, 2018

      @letmefindout Yea i thought it was a new Asian Sex Doll and that was the pull start cord

      +1 -0
  • airsporter July 12, 2018

    Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?

    +0 -0
    • nebula July 12, 2018

      @airsporter

      Ya know, it's funny that you would bring that up because...

      +0 -1
      •   wallawilly July 12, 2018

        @nebula

        Why is that? Do you have superior CS knowledge from being a member less than 12hrs?

        +0 -0
  •   ketamine<3 July 12, 2018

    Damn bud, not really helping break the stereotype of Asian dicks... but getting laid at least so must be doing something right.

    +1 -0
    •   oathbreaker July 12, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Right on...And here I am, jerkin my gherkin to the pussy his tiny-dick-havin ass is gettin.

      +1 -0
  • adipocere July 12, 2018

    fuckin gross dude, one time I woke up with blood all over my dick, there wasn't any females around so I don't know why it happened...

    +0 -0
    •   HJ247 July 12, 2018

      @adipocere

      Maybe it was the dog's time of the month?

      +1 -0
      • adipocere July 12, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247 Impossible, I had her fixed after it happened the first time

        +2 -0
        •   HJ247 July 12, 2018

          @adipocere

          Haha! Well played sir! Shut me right the fuck up!

          +2 -0
    • fiddledeedee July 12, 2018

      @adipocere

      Cannibal cocksucking ninjas. They attack in the deep of the night. You're one of the lucky ones.

      +1 -0
  •   HJ247 July 12, 2018

    Another female body function that's wise to avoid...

    +0 -0
  • fiddledeedee July 12, 2018

    Tea time?

    +0 -0
  • hellzyeah July 12, 2018

    He could have left it in, there was plenty of room for both.

    +2 -0
  •   lafind July 12, 2018

    She's a phun lil' hode puppet.

    +0 -0
  • intylerwetrust July 12, 2018

    is this some sort of tampon fetish?

    +0 -0
  • r-sin July 12, 2018

    That guy has an extra bellybutton

    +0 -0
  • keysersoze9515 July 12, 2018

    Well, at least we don't have to worry about the ol' toxic shock syndrome.

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein July 13, 2018

    Another day, another whore

    +0 -0
  • aerophoto July 15, 2018

    Christ man that is a tiny dick the tampon was bigger And I bet it was wetter than the tiny shot you gave

    +0 -0
  • doubled3 September 13, 2018

    And that my friends is how you pull start a pussy

    +0 -0
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