I Never Want Chocolate Again

I went to my friends house for dinner tonight,

and I saw something that just wasn't right.

He said he had a sister but he didn't explain,

that she was retarted and wet on the brain!

This can't be the sister that he wanted me to meet,

she was wearing a tie dye with thongs on her feet.

She realy had down syndrome son of a bitch,

how do I get myself in this shit?

I walked right beside her as I pulled out a chair,

and sat down disgusted and tried not to stare.

She looked up at me with a shit eating grin,

with gummy bears in her teeth and drool on her chin!

Then she reached over to give my shirt sleeve a tug,

and stretched out both arms she wanted a hug.

I tried to be nice, I tried to be subtle,

what is it with retards and wanting to cuddle?

I felt so embarrassed I wanted to die,

my hands got all sweaty and my throat went all dry.

Then just like that I went from embarrassed to pissed,

and I grabbed that fat bitch by both of her wrists!

It happend so fast it was just like a blurr,

she was down on the ground and I was on top of her.

It was funny at first cause she didn't understand,

till I fattend both of her lips with the back of my hand.

I enjoyed beating her down for several more minutes,

then my friend broke it up before I could finish.

I realy don't know what came over myself,

but my reaction was honest and couldn't be helped!

He said I should leave and I should be ashamed,

but he was wrong because he was to blame.

He brought me to his house and needless to say,

He gave me no warning and she had to pay.

If not for the face id say it was a pig.Oh God,my mistake.She does not even qualify to be a slut.

ohh man thats just wrong dude omg im never eating chocolate or anything that takes flour again