Looks like a good day out when I decide to grace American soil with my British accent, habit of calling all American Yank fucks, telling police they are fuckin pigs to their faces, asking every woman I see if her tits are real, or if she was actually born a man. Well, generally I am close to pissing off everyone in England, so might as well become an international arsehole instead.
Oh, and not to mention the classic, go to an American football match, and keep shouting "handball" when the fuckin idiots use their hands. And getting pissed off when I ask to use the bathroom, and there is no bath in there. WOW, Americans call things stupid names that have no relevance, pretty soon they will be calling a walk to the bus stop "air travel" and calling sex "playing video games"
fuck that
Looks like a good day out when I decide to grace American soil with my British accent, habit of calling all American Yank fucks, telling police they are fuckin pigs to their faces, asking every woman I see if her tits are real, or if she was actually born a man. Well, generally I am close to pissing off everyone in England, so might as well become an international arsehole instead.
Oh, and not to mention the classic, go to an American football match, and keep shouting "handball" when the fuckin idiots use their hands. And getting pissed off when I ask to use the bathroom, and there is no bath in there. WOW, Americans call things stupid names that have no relevance, pretty soon they will be calling a walk to the bus stop "air travel" and calling sex "playing video games"
ide walk as slow as possible to make it fall so i would die
*I just wanna fuking die*