2 bedroom apartment. Rent free.

Your freedom isn't free.

Perfect place for Liberal Democrats. Free room and board, free meals, someone to tell you what to do 24/7. A Democrat Utopia.

No joke, the dorm they put me up in in Seattle the last time I got locked up had a better view than a $3000 studio downtown. I had a big wide view of elliot bay and the smith tower, all the way on the 30th floor, and free gym to boot! Honestly miss it sometimes. Was only there because of the cunt that made up a story about me. Those charges got dropped, I was working the kitchen got to eat whatever I wanted and watched TV and bullshitted the rest of the time.