As your insurance underwriter, I regret to inform you that your vehicle has not been deemed to be a total write off and as such, recovery arrangements are in place for an authorised garage to effect repairs...Once you have recovered from Intensive Care/Coma, excess payable will be $1,000 prior to works commencing. PS due to an oversight on your part, medical insurance option was ommited when you last renewed the policy. It follows that hospital bills totaling $95,000 will be payable by self prior to leaving hospital...or you could pimp your wife/daughter out to make good the bill!!!
DANG! that that bus company has to pay for a new bumper...
Dear Driver of cream colored vehicle,
As your insurance underwriter, I regret to inform you that your vehicle has not been deemed to be a total write off and as such, recovery arrangements are in place for an authorised garage to effect repairs...Once you have recovered from Intensive Care/Coma, excess payable will be $1,000 prior to works commencing. PS due to an oversight on your part, medical insurance option was ommited when you last renewed the policy. It follows that hospital bills totaling $95,000 will be payable by self prior to leaving hospital...or you could pimp your wife/daughter out to make good the bill!!!
That's the funniest comment I've read for awhile.