Goddamn, it sure is nice to be back home after spending 48 hours locked up in a hospital. Couldn't drink, couldn't smoke, couldn't even look out a goddamn window. Wasn't quite sure how the fuck I even ended up there and the doctors weren't a whole lot of help in figuring it out either. My body was on the brink of just worse than shitty suddenly and I'm not even 40. I've gotta take better care of myself, but here I am drinking, smoking, getting high and not really taking it easy. Maybe they should have just given me a lobotomy, then at least I wouldn't know any different...
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Goddamn, it sure is nice to be back home after spending 48 hours locked up in a hospital. Couldn't drink, couldn't smoke, couldn't even look out a goddamn window. Wasn't quite sure how the fuck I even ended up there and the doctors weren't a whole lot of help in figuring it out either. My body was on the brink of just worse than shitty suddenly and I'm not even 40. I've gotta take better care of myself, but here I am drinking, smoking, getting high and not really taking it easy. Maybe they should have just given me a lobotomy, then at least I wouldn't know any different...
Imagine if you will, a super power where every time you clench your asshole you teleport to the location you think of when you close your eyes.