A Mercury is a good car and that's what I was driving that faithful day. ...
Welp...there she was standing,....... this girl, on the side of the street where there was a chicken stand; not the Colonel, mind you, but nevertheless a chicken stand, and I pulled the Mercury over and rolled down the window by electric power. She was wearing a leather skirt and she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that. I like it a lot. cuz It means a big ass bush. and I like a big bush. She said, "Are you dating?" I said, "why yes," and she got in the car. We pulled to a remote location, one that she and I both felt comfortable with and she said, "How much can you spend?" I said, "Whatever
it takes to see your bush. I juss KNOW it's a big one." She said "twenty five dollars," which to a working man like me is not just chicken feed. BUT I produced
the money and she put it in her shoe and pulled up her skirt. .......
WELL....There before my very eyes lay a thin, crooked, NASTY little uncircumcised penis!.......
Well I bet you can prolly imagine how badly I wanted my twenty-five dollars back!!!!.
It may sound hot to have a hooker begging in theory, but I can tell you it's definitely less so in practice.
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A Mercury is a good car and that's what I was driving that faithful day. ...
Welp...there she was standing,....... this girl, on the side of the street where there was a chicken stand; not the Colonel, mind you, but nevertheless a chicken stand, and I pulled the Mercury over and rolled down the window by electric power. She was wearing a leather skirt and she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that. I like it a lot. cuz It means a big ass bush. and I like a big bush. She said, "Are you dating?" I said, "why yes," and she got in the car. We pulled to a remote location, one that she and I both felt comfortable with and she said, "How much can you spend?" I said, "Whatever
it takes to see your bush. I juss KNOW it's a big one." She said "twenty five dollars," which to a working man like me is not just chicken feed. BUT I produced
the money and she put it in her shoe and pulled up her skirt. .......
WELL....There before my very eyes lay a thin, crooked, NASTY little uncircumcised penis!.......
Well I bet you can prolly imagine how badly I wanted my twenty-five dollars back!!!!.