OK, fun story for the dad's out there. So, my oldest daughter (9) decides to make some fake dog poop to gross out her sister (7). Oldest put it in a plastic grocery bag to hang on the younger's bedroom door. After the chaos and laughter, the oldest takes her fake poop in the backyard and is twirling it all around. Somehow it goes over the fence into the neighbor's yard. These people just moved in, I have not met them yet. So now, we have a bag of fake poop thrown over our fence in their backyard. I've got to hurry and get this out of their yard because I don't want them thinking we hate them throwing dog shit in their yard. We knocked on their door, mind you, I have no idea what I'm going to say. They didn't answer. All I know is that I've got to get this "dog shit" out of their backyard. So, I use a ladder and my long pool pole that has just enough reach and was able to grab the bag of fake poop. You can't make this shit up...
Let the shit talking begin!
I hope you fellas from the US build quality submarines... we've just purchased a few to beef up our naval capabilities.
OK, fun story for the dad's out there. So, my oldest daughter (9) decides to make some fake dog poop to gross out her sister (7). Oldest put it in a plastic grocery bag to hang on the younger's bedroom door. After the chaos and laughter, the oldest takes her fake poop in the backyard and is twirling it all around. Somehow it goes over the fence into the neighbor's yard. These people just moved in, I have not met them yet. So now, we have a bag of fake poop thrown over our fence in their backyard. I've got to hurry and get this out of their yard because I don't want them thinking we hate them throwing dog shit in their yard. We knocked on their door, mind you, I have no idea what I'm going to say. They didn't answer. All I know is that I've got to get this "dog shit" out of their backyard. So, I use a ladder and my long pool pole that has just enough reach and was able to grab the bag of fake poop. You can't make this shit up...