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April 26, 2024

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  • skrewdriver April 26, 2024

    A young country farmer’s wife went into the big city for a weekend of shopping. Her husband’s birthday was coming up and she wanted to get him a special present. She was walking around in the mall and walked into a Victoria’s Secret store. She told the sales lady what she was looking for and she was shown a selection of crotchless panties in different lacey colors.

    She bought herself a pair and took them back out to her farm. He had to plow all day on his birthday, so she prepared a big dinner, lit some candles, put on her crotchless panties and went and laid out across the bed, spread eagled, and waited for him to come in from the fields.

    He walked in, all tired and dirty, and started calling for his wife when he saw the dinner and smelled the candles. She called out, “I’m in the bedroom honey, Come on in here!” He walked in the bedroom and just stared at his wife laying on the bed with a horrified look on his face. She asked, ”Baby, you want some of this?” He replied,

    “Hell no!” “Look what it done to them panties!"

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  • covidxtra2 April 26, 2024

    Biden says OK to a Trump vs. CJB debate. This should be a good show when and if it happens . It will show what a complete idiot CJB is and if the left pumps him up with drugs again he'll just keep rambling on incoherently as he usually does. Go Trump ,kick his scrawny ass!!!!

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  •   sparkplugz April 26, 2024

    Spooby

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