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December 21, 2024

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  •   calethehuman December 21, 2024

    Let's hear your "shit my pants story".

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  • covidxtra2 December 21, 2024

    So the other night Nurse Ratched and I were screwing and I couldn't cum and she said "be patient and it will cum" but it didn't and I was stuck that way for a couple of hours .I was horrified I thought that I would have to go to the emergency room (how embarrassing that would have been).She had a good laugh over it and said Let's put it to good use and I agreed and had 1 more time left in me and after that I was exhausted. So I said enough is enough and I fell asleep . I woke up in the morning and it had subsided. WHEW What a relief! That little blue pill sure works good and sometimes a little too good. I would have hated to go home with a hard on bulging in my pants . Someone probably would have called the police and have me arrested. Heaven forbid. Imagine trying to explain that to the police! DOH!

    Sparky told me that @unhappyjqack has a smokey link sized dick. and it's all shriveled up like one too.HMMM I wonder how he would know that? LOL

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