Well hell folks yesterday was check day and I was up to my neck in grease pussy today I'm broke and forced to Michael Jackson it and beating it till check day rolls around again now goddamit you can't tell me being rich is horrible
I like to meet one of those stupid lying motherfuckers and trade places for just one month I bet cock sucker won't go around preaching that shit again
Three rats were sitting around, each bragging how tough they were.
The first rat says, "You know that strong rat poison they put out? I chop it up with a razor blade, spread it out and snort it."
The other rats are surprised and murmur "Wow, that's pretty tough."
The second rat says, "Oh yeah? You know those big spring loaded rat traps they put out? I disable the trip mechanism and pull up the snapper bar 50 times to build up my biceps."
The other rats are impressed.
Suddenly, the third rat starts walking away.
"Hey, where are you going," ask the other rats.
The third rat looks back over his shoulder and says, "I'm going to fuck the cat."
Mmmm,mmmm... Tasty.
Well hell folks yesterday was check day and I was up to my neck in grease pussy today I'm broke and forced to Michael Jackson it and beating it till check day rolls around again now goddamit you can't tell me being rich is horrible
I like to meet one of those stupid lying motherfuckers and trade places for just one month I bet cock sucker won't go around preaching that shit again
Three rats were sitting around, each bragging how tough they were.
The first rat says, "You know that strong rat poison they put out? I chop it up with a razor blade, spread it out and snort it."
The other rats are surprised and murmur "Wow, that's pretty tough."
The second rat says, "Oh yeah? You know those big spring loaded rat traps they put out? I disable the trip mechanism and pull up the snapper bar 50 times to build up my biceps."
The other rats are impressed.
Suddenly, the third rat starts walking away.
"Hey, where are you going," ask the other rats.
The third rat looks back over his shoulder and says, "I'm going to fuck the cat."