► RANT ON, POST WHORES

July 12, 2018

And the rest of you too.

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  • letmefindout July 12, 2018

    Thank god hump day is over because my cock is sore.

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    •   burfurger July 12, 2018

      @letmefindout

      I was wondering why my butt hole hurt when I woke up.

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      •   ketamine<3 July 12, 2018

        @burfurger sorry bout that.. i got a new garden gnome and letmefindout said he watched a video the other day and wanted to try it on ya ;)

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        •   burfurger July 12, 2018

          @ketamine<3

          WHew! I thought I was going to have to get a blood test. But that doesn't explain the sticky gel in my hair.

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      • letmefindout July 12, 2018

        @burfurger

        That's what you get for wearing the Wallawilly ball cap. I was drunk, I was confused and I made a mistake.

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  •   luvthick July 12, 2018

    What if you don't have a "Post Whore" rant. Can I just say "Fuck Trump!" but we have to wait till Putin's done, and Putin is taking his long sweet time.

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 July 12, 2018

      @luvthick

      I'm curious who these "post whores" are that Cory so blatantly mentions above...?

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. July 12, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247,

        If the shoe fits, proudly lace it up and wear it.

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. July 12, 2018

      @luvthick,

      Trump is a Twitter Post whore.

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    • the-beast July 13, 2018

      @luvthick

      He's got you more wrapped than any Trump supporter, darling.

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  •   luvthick July 12, 2018

    Hey CrazyShit The redirects are back. This time it's porngeek and the site is highly malicious.

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    •   luvthick July 12, 2018

      Here's the link that's running intrusive code in the background:

      https://www.mrporngeek.com/?utm_source=CS&utm_campaign=p1

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    •   sarge07 July 12, 2018

      @luvthick

      Livejasmine

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  •   oathbreaker July 12, 2018

    Man! I just came back from upstairs, and I asked my mom if she'd make me some cheeseburgers cause I'm hungry and she makes'em better anyways, so, I figured I'd just ask...And she said "Oh, for fuck's sake, if you wouldn't of fell outta my snatch, I'd let you starve to death, you piece of shit. Yeah, I'll make you some fuckin food before I have to go to my REAL job, to pay my REAL bills, just let me wake up a little first."

    She said YES! AND!!! She even said she'll put'em by the basement door when they're done! Fucking BONUS!!!

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    •   burfurger July 12, 2018

      @oathbreaker

      I'll bring the ketchup! ... as soon as my mom can drive me over. but curfew is 9pm on a school night.

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      • letmefindout July 12, 2018

        @burfurger

        Bring your own game paddle.

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        •   burfurger July 12, 2018

          @letmefindout

          the one with the rubber ball on a string?

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      •   oathbreaker July 12, 2018

        @burfurger Pussy! I told my mom, "I don't have to listen to you! I'm 30 fucking years old!"

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    •   luvthick July 12, 2018

      @oathbreaker

      That was fucked up and funny!

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      •   ketamine<3 July 12, 2018

        @luvthick yeah it is lol. Believe it or not my mom loves when i come over to eat. She misses cooking for a family. I think ive said it before i try to visit my parents every day, or at least call them. There's nothing better than mommas cooking..

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 July 12, 2018

      @oathbreaker

      Enabler...

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  •   wallawilly July 12, 2018

    Did my elf ears pick up a faint fellowship, assembly horn? Great! I'll grab my stepdads pick-up..

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  • mr_krabs July 12, 2018

    I’d like to be a post whore but I don’t know what to say.

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  •   sarge07 July 12, 2018

    I hope that every livejasmine whore dies a vile death after being violated by a syphilis riddled spidermonkey

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    • mr_krabs July 12, 2018

      @sarge07

      And when their spirits get to hell they are raped by a aids riddled monkey demon using hot sauce for lube.

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    •   wallawilly July 12, 2018

      @sarge07

      Lmmfao!!! Sarge, I look forward every day to your blog of livejasmine!!! Funny shit bro..

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      •   sarge07 July 12, 2018

        @wallawilly those ho's pop u and fuck up my machine and it's fuckin aggravating

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        •   wallawilly July 12, 2018

          @sarge07

          I've used a smartphone for so many years now, I never get the problem..

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  •   ketamine<3 July 12, 2018

    So I was leaving to go to my parents house and I see in my mirror a guy walking from the place across the street right for me. I got off the bike and said hey man what's up? He said " thanks for being a good neighbor". I've never met this man, I had no fucking idea what he was talking about. Then he goes on to say me and my brother start our bikes and go and when we come home we shut them off and coast in. And apparently old neighbors would sit and rev their engines for a bit before taking off. Caught me off guard, I work graveyards so I leave and get home at weird times and don't want to wake everyone up. Well thought I'd share that it made me happy and I met my neighbor. Have a good one fuckers :)

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    •   burfurger July 12, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      Not many considerate people left in the world. Thanks for being one of them!

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  •   burfurger July 12, 2018

    I think ouch should do the Day In Crazy Shit and call it "DICS".

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  •   burfurger July 12, 2018

    There's going to be a new A&E show this fall based on walla and myself... it's called Post "Whoreders".

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. July 12, 2018

    If you’re getting redirects and Live Jasmine, it’s because you’re not a proper post whore. Up your posting game and all will be good.

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    •   GrimmWilder July 12, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      LOL.........Yer such a booger-pickin twat.....LOL

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. July 12, 2018

        @GrimmWilder,

        Thanks for the two LOL’s.

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        •   GrimmWilder July 12, 2018

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          meh,.........juss tryin to get off the list..,,.,.,,,,..,.,,.,.,.

          https://youtu.be/woaX1ImmpDE

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    •   sarge07 July 12, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      man, I don't have time to sit around and post shit all day

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. July 12, 2018

        @sarge07,

        I'm just messing around.

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        •   sarge07 July 13, 2018

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          I know, but it seems that's all some do, LOL

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  •   burfurger July 12, 2018

    Hey mr_krabs!! Seeing how you are the only one we know of from the UK, don't know exactly where though, are you within eye shot of the baby trump balloon? Thought you might be from jolly old London. If you are ... GET SOME DAMN PICS! Hopefully with you in them. And see if you can get the real t rump to stay for a while, like a year or two.

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    • mr_krabs July 12, 2018

      @burfurger

      I’m afraid not, I’m about 120 miles away from London. It will be interesting to see what happens with the balloon, I’m surprised someone hasn’t shot or stabbed it yet.

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      •   burfurger July 12, 2018

        @mr_krabs

        Well get in your car with the steering wheel on the wrong side and get there as part of the CS Press Corp.! It's your dooty!

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        • mr_krabs July 12, 2018

          @burfurger

          I do like the sound of being the CS British representative. But I don’t like the thought of being trapped with a load of pissed off protesters.

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          •   burfurger July 12, 2018

            @mr_krabs

            They are British, what are they gonna do, throw their crumpets at you and yell Bollocks! Pip pip, cheerio good fellow. Now off to the pub with ya for a pint and a pickled egg you twit!

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            • mr_krabs July 12, 2018

              @burfurger

              Crumpets are like hockey pucks, hurled with enough velocity they could knock your teeth out. Drinking tea with smashed teeth is downright painful.

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      •   wallawilly July 12, 2018

        @mr_krabs

        Just flash a picture of a woman with a cock and they will know who you be representing...

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        •   burfurger July 12, 2018

          @wallawilly HA!!! A new idea for CS swag! Membership cards with tranny dicks that pop up from behin! Brilliant! ™ ® © It's all mine now. so i get a 60/40 cut if it happens.

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          •   GrimmWilder July 12, 2018

            @burfurger

            Yes, you get FULL credit for the Dick cards.,,.,.,.lol

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            •   burfurger July 12, 2018

              @GrimmWilder

              But they have boobs too!

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        • mr_krabs July 12, 2018

          @wallawilly

          I knew all those pictures I keep in my wallet would come in handy one day.

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  •   wallawilly July 12, 2018

    Asian-Americans have displaced blacks as the most economically divided racial group in the country, according to a new study from the Pew Research Center.

    Can't bitch about that now either!

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    •   sarge07 July 12, 2018

      @wallawilly

      Pew Research, there's a non biased source

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      •   wallawilly July 12, 2018

        @sarge07

        Don't hold that against me. I know nothing of the Pew, Pew, Pew research company.

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        •   sarge07 July 13, 2018

          @wallawilly

          they are so far left that they meet themselves leaving the latrine

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. July 12, 2018

    The new Black Panther movie is awesome.

    So is Rampage.

    The new Tom Rader was very good.

    You were never really here kinda sucked though.

    A Quiet Place is next.

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    •   wallawilly July 12, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      Thanks Siskel..

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    • letmefindout July 13, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      The teatv app lets you watch them while they are still in theater.

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. July 13, 2018

        @letmefindout,

        We prefer to watch them on our good television rather than the iphone or PC.

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        •   burfurger July 13, 2018

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          No shit.. That's why we bought on bigger than our wall.

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      • the-beast July 13, 2018

        @letmefindout

        Last I saw, Teatv was weak.

        As of now, Terrarium tv (preferrably) and Freeflix are the ideal apks.

        Get an android box or something and watch it on your humongo tv and watch all the PPV as well. It was nice to watch Cormier take the heavyweight belt. The most convenient apps for PPV are Mobdro and Live Nettv. On Live Nettv it was full HD... like watching regular cable.

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    •   sarge07 July 13, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      "Tom Raider"?

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  • working4theweekend July 12, 2018

    Today sucked but tomorrow should be better

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    •   wallawilly July 12, 2018

      @working4theweekend

      You gonna leave us hangin? Elaborate my man..

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  •   maddog123 July 13, 2018

    Going to bed meds kicked in so good night and frig off

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    • the-beast July 13, 2018

      @maddog123

      Goodnight, Maddy... enjoy your frigate cruise.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. July 13, 2018

    Eamus Catuli.

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  • elmjr July 13, 2018

    Fuck you Mr Porn geek pop-up!

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  • mr_krabs July 13, 2018

    Happy Friday 13th.

    Let’s hope lots of people have bad luck and someone’s there to record it.

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    •   sarge07 July 13, 2018

      @mr_krabs

      Humbug, silly superstition

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  •   burfurger July 16, 2018

    3 days for this light on! Really!?!!! *click

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