► DEEPER TOILET BOWLS
January 29, 2017
With my birthday coming up in a few days I can't help but wonder if I'm getting old and my body parts are just starting to hang from old age. Just the other day I was startled when I sat on the porcelain throne when I felt the cold water touch my goods. Maybe it was overflooded but still I think toilet bowls should be made deeper
Your Balls are doing the Mexican backstroke
INTERESTING! HMMM? THATS WHY I ALWAYS GET THIS DOT SIZE OR DIME SIZE SHIT IN MY UNDER WEAR!!! I WIPE MY ASS PRETTY GOOD BUT THERE ALWAYS A DOT OF SHIT IN MY UNDYS
APPARENTLY WHEN IM TAKING A HEALTHY SHIT THE TIP OF THE PILE PINGS JUST ENOUGH OF MY ASS CHEEKS TO CREATE A DOT SHIT!!! DAMN DID I JUST INVENT A NEW WORD??? DOT SHIT HMMM ANYWAY I ALSO THINK THEY SHOULD MAKE SHITERS HOLES BIGGER!!! BECAUSE OF ALL THE CLOGGING AND IT ALWAYS CLOGS ON THOSE COLD ASS MORNINGS WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO FLUSH AND FALL BACK TO BED!!! FUCK THAT HAVING TO WAIT TILL BOWL FILLS UP TO FLUSH THE GATOR DOWN AGAIN!!! DAMN! LOOK AT ME THREE IN THE MORNING AND IM UP TALKING ABOUT A SHIT!!! THATS FUCKED UP MAN!!! OK IM THRU COKE HAS WORN OFF AND IM FUCKING SLEEPY SO EAT SHIT HAVE A GOOD MORNING AND WHEN I WAKE UP LATER I WILL BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR DOT SHIT YEAH BOY!!!
PEACE!!!
Ok Ouch. I'll think about it but I wanna go first. And second.........and third and fourth. Yup, I'll do it! Thanks for the give and take. Very fair. I heard you were always a good negotiator and you proved it in our talks. Now who is the lucky lady? Wait a sec! You were talking about a female weren't you?