If an 0stritch tried chasing me, id punch it in its bastard eyes, grab its cunting head,,, twist it downwards,,, form a knot with its stupid elongated neck,,, tighten the knot,,, then jump on its back,,, holding its ears id ride the bastard towards a pride of lions,,,, just as it almost reached them,,, id jump off, and watch them devour it.
What kind of bird was that??
I love it when dummies fuck with bees and wasps!
If an 0stritch tried chasing me, id punch it in its bastard eyes, grab its cunting head,,, twist it downwards,,, form a knot with its stupid elongated neck,,, tighten the knot,,, then jump on its back,,, holding its ears id ride the bastard towards a pride of lions,,,, just as it almost reached them,,, id jump off, and watch them devour it.