What happened to you? Got bit in the ass today, son, by a stinkin' ass filthy bear. You should've seen it. Biggest bear I've ever seen in my life. I said, "Mr bear. Please don't bite me, bear!" And I turn around to jump over the fence. The bear grabbed my ass!
What happened to you? Got bit in the ass today, son, by a stinkin' ass filthy bear. You should've seen it. Biggest bear I've ever seen in my life. I said, "Mr bear. Please don't bite me, bear!" And I turn around to jump over the fence. The bear grabbed my ass!
That second one was just self defense tho
My favourite category.