So your morbidly obese, and not at your fighting best, an alligator bites your arm but you just managed (gods only know how) to get a scratch….what in THE FUCK makes your dumb-ass think that you will be able to be faster(even though he will be ready, and is totally pissed) this time?? I’m going to chalk it up to dumb-ass pride and the fact that he is no doubt close to collapsing because of a hyperglycemic emergency. If I were attracted to super-fat, dumbasses teetering on the edge of a diabetic coma then I suspect he’d do the trick.
Anyone who fucks with an alligator with bare hands deserves what he gets. Also, if you pick up a skunk and he sprays you, you have no right to be surprised.
So your morbidly obese, and not at your fighting best, an alligator bites your arm but you just managed (gods only know how) to get a scratch….what in THE FUCK makes your dumb-ass think that you will be able to be faster(even though he will be ready, and is totally pissed) this time?? I’m going to chalk it up to dumb-ass pride and the fact that he is no doubt close to collapsing because of a hyperglycemic emergency. If I were attracted to super-fat, dumbasses teetering on the edge of a diabetic coma then I suspect he’d do the trick.
Anyone who fucks with an alligator with bare hands deserves what he gets. Also, if you pick up a skunk and he sprays you, you have no right to be surprised.
This should be re-titled to "Stupid people doing stupid things around animals"