So your morbidly obese, and not at your fighting best, an alligator bites your arm but you just managed (gods only know how) to get a scratch….what in THE FUCK makes your dumb-ass think that you will be able to be faster(even though he will be ready, and is totally pissed) this time?? I’m going to chalk it up to dumb-ass pride and the fact that he is no doubt close to collapsing because of a hyperglycemic emergency. If I were attracted to super-fat, dumbasses teetering on the edge of a diabetic coma then I suspect he’d do the trick.
Anyone who fucks with an alligator with bare hands deserves what he gets. Also, if you pick up a skunk and he sprays you, you have no right to be surprised.
1:38= just!
So your morbidly obese, and not at your fighting best, an alligator bites your arm but you just managed (gods only know how) to get a scratch….what in THE FUCK makes your dumb-ass think that you will be able to be faster(even though he will be ready, and is totally pissed) this time?? I’m going to chalk it up to dumb-ass pride and the fact that he is no doubt close to collapsing because of a hyperglycemic emergency. If I were attracted to super-fat, dumbasses teetering on the edge of a diabetic coma then I suspect he’d do the trick.
Anyone who fucks with an alligator with bare hands deserves what he gets. Also, if you pick up a skunk and he sprays you, you have no right to be surprised.