22 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU

Whoever said America is just a bunch of stupid, racist white guys should check out the video of the cyclist being wiped out by a passing bale of hay.

After a few seconds to gather his vocabulary, to place his ego aside, to trawl his memory of how the greats commentated on aspects of their lives that perhaps weren't going quite to plan, trying to remember which of the 2 books he's ever read would provide the best quote in that moment. He realised he'd never actually finished reading any books, even though one of them was 99% photos of people from India shagging, and the other was bought to help his hero, Donald Trump, to make money after the poor bastard worked for 4 years with no salary. He's not read that one either, but the pictures were far more limited, and beads of sweat formed on his enormous forehead and, in another Trumpian inspired action, his combover did nothing to protect his face from salty sweat beads.

Taking all this into account, lying on the tarmac for a good 6 seconds before stumbling upon the perfect, Trump inspired commentary:

"Agh!"

Long pause.

"Fuuuuck!"

Genius at work

doesn't matter the country bikers are just fucking stupid and worthless

Whole lotta idiots in this shitty day vid.