8 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE

First bitch now has AIDS, throw her in the trash

Ahhh, here come the inbred rednecks!!!

One day I was getting it on with some slutty wench in the woods, when of course, at that moment some dude comes walking along with his dog.

We might have remained unnoticed, but that fucking dog must have smelled what was going on and he started bounding through the bushes, making a beeline straight for us.

By the time the guy appeared, we had ourselves together but it was obvious what the situation was.

The dog hovered near us sniffing the air. I could imagine the dog using a dopey cartoon voice saying, "See George, I found them! They were fucking right here! I'm smelling pussy! Right here I say! Did you see it? Huh? Did you? Did you?"

The guy looks at us awkwardly, almost apologetically. He says 'Hi' meekly and he calls his dog.

In unison, quite dryly, we say, "Hi." We look at him, like, "We weren't doing anything, but let's pretend this didn't happen..."

LOL