You know you are hard up for some pussy when you have to break into a sex shop to steal some plastic pussy. If you can't afford to buy a thing to fuck, you should go get a Hot Pocket pizza t...You know you are hard up for some pussy when you have to break into a sex shop to steal some plastic pussy. If you can't afford to buy a thing to fuck, you should go get a Hot Pocket pizza thing, and fuck it. It's alot cheaper and you won't go to jail. Bonus points for the dummy not putting his car in park.
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lmfao@grand theift sex toy
It was either that place or the strip club.
" What are you in for , brother ? " " Ummmmmm.....grand theft , sex toy . "