There is such a fine line between bad ass and dumbass. This dude crossed that line. More like he was thrown across the line. Welcome to dumbass-ville, population you.
Take the detachable showerhead off its holder and get in a squatting position in the shower or tub. Put the showerhead under your legs so the water stream hits your anus. Then with your other hand, jack off with lubricant. Oh man, does this feel good! You'll only last about 2 minutes.
This will solve your skidmark problems:
Take the detachable showerhead off its holder and get in a squatting position in the shower or tub. Put the showerhead under your legs so the water stream hits your anus. Then with your other hand, jack off with lubricant. Oh man, does this feel good! You'll only last about 2 minutes.
lol@marsape for lol @ wendi who lol @ drunkard!! LOL
It's funner when the floors wet