I'd like you to meet the Bruce Lee of cows
This cow has a will to live, not to become a steak. You have to imagine if more cows did the flying four drop kick, we would be eating less red meat. They might actually have some self defen... Show more
This cow has a will to live, not to become a steak. You have to imagine if more cows did the flying four drop kick, we would be eating less red meat. They might actually have some self defen... Show more
fuckyou, you aint rapin and eating me tonight.
The cow missed the all you can eat buffet at Don Ho's.
The Quicker Picker-Upper
Use extra absorbency if you're a big shooter:
To make clean-up easier after blowing your load, you can get a paper towel, poke a hole in it with your cock, and push it all the way down to the base of your cock. Then, jack away! This way, you don't have to get anything when you cum, just take the paper towel or whatever off, fold it up, and throw it away.