I'm not a big fan of cops in general, but cops on horses can eat a dick. Some years back, an asshole pig on a horse confiscated my skateboard and gave me a $100 ticket just for cruising on t...I'm not a big fan of cops in general, but cops on horses can eat a dick. Some years back, an asshole pig on a horse confiscated my skateboard and gave me a $100 ticket just for cruising on the sidewalk downtown. I tried to explain to him that the giant shit his horse just left in the road, that he didn't clean up, was much more offensive than my piece of rolling wood, but of course you can't reason with a pig. I like to pretend this cop getting trampled was that fuckwad, and I feel happy now.
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OP obviously experienced an anal tear at his last encounter with his favorite cop.
Everyone knows horses hate chartreuse yellow.
Good news horse O.K! bad news cop O.K!