Rollerskating Is My Drug Of Choice

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Rollerskating saves lives. I'm a perfect example. I used to smoke crack and prostitute my body on the streets, but then by an act of God himself, I stumbled upon a pair of rollerskates and m... Rollerskating saves lives. I'm a perfect example. I used to smoke crack and prostitute my body on the streets, but then by an act of God himself, I stumbled upon a pair of rollerskates and my life changed at that very moment. Now when I'm tempted to go back to my old ways, I tie up my laces tight and I fucking roll like nobody's ever rolled before. Rollerskating isn't a hobby, it's a way of life! Show more