Forget about pissing fire, scratching your dick all day, changing diapers and listening to some baby cry all fucking day. Sure, all that shit sucks, but do you want to drive a fucking miniva...Forget about pissing fire, scratching your dick all day, changing diapers and listening to some baby cry all fucking day. Sure, all that shit sucks, but do you want to drive a fucking minivan? No, you don't. So wrap it before you tap it, or get ready to be robbed of your manhood.
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What about anal sex & blowjobs?? ..amateur...
and minivans prevent erection
Shit. I never owned a 4 door anything before the kid.