Is she trying to light the couch on fire? Bitch that shit will take a long while to burn. Reach for those cotton blankets, light them up and throw them on the guy. One little flickering spark will take a good minute to produce a self sustainable flame. So do what any responsible pyromaniac and simply carry a bottle of aviation kerosene based fuel in your asshole always ready to tend to your arson needs.
Sibling Slip’n Slid…right in
The exorcist
Is she trying to light the couch on fire? Bitch that shit will take a long while to burn. Reach for those cotton blankets, light them up and throw them on the guy. One little flickering spark will take a good minute to produce a self sustainable flame. So do what any responsible pyromaniac and simply carry a bottle of aviation kerosene based fuel in your asshole always ready to tend to your arson needs.