Columbus Police officers were dispatched to a report of a break-in at the restaurant Roosters and a near by pet store. Officers recovered multiple dogs, birds and rabbits at the scene. Offic...Columbus Police officers were dispatched to a report of a break-in at the restaurant Roosters and a near by pet store. Officers recovered multiple dogs, birds and rabbits at the scene. Officers found 31-year-old Matthew Pancake in leopard-print pajamas sleeping on a bench. During the arrest, officer discovers a small animal inside his pajama pants. The four hamsters found in Pancake's pants were ultimately returned to the pet store.
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Whats with gay men putting gerbils in their ass?
the last gerbil is in his ass
I must have watched 50,000 cop videos in my life. I can honestly say I have never heard any of them say, "Multiple gerbils in his pants."